Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.

Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(

by kingstonstone November 22, 2022

reevesed

when you lose something and you suspect it has been stolen.

someone reevesed my phone...where the fuck is luke

by i_m_no_one June 20, 2005

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

reeves

a dirty stripper

reeves:
she noddin her head like yahh shes movin her hips like yahh but not like miley cyrus do. shes a slut.

by jonnaydepp:) October 4, 2009

Reeves

When you do something completely inane and retarded. It annoys most around. This is called pulling a Reeves. Someone pulling a Reeves can usually be stopped by taking control of the situation or shouting, 'Hey, hey, why don't you.... SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"Dudes, dudes, dudes, I'm in a hurry. COME ON COME ON. Hey, look at my penis. Wow.... COME ON. Oh.. jeez... Hurry hurry.
"Stop pulling a Reeves and, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"Ok...."

by Lando McPherson November 8, 2007