red sox

A band off idiots that plays in a glorified little league ball park with psychotic, classless fans.

Finally the red sox won a title after 87 years... You have better odds at winning in roulette!

by GO YANKEES May 12, 2006

red sox

Winners of the 2004 world series, and because of that yankees fan bitch like the babies they are saying the suck but hey, who won the world series?

Sorry Yankees this aint a race heres your guift for second place, ~hands tombstone~

by Yankee Lover October 29, 2004

Red Sox

The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.

Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.

by MepwnsBostonbitches December 3, 2007

Red Sox

One of the most overrated teams in sports. People claim they were always Boston fans, but as recently as five years ago, the Baltimore Orioles drew more people to their ballpark. Because of the fact that they won the series in 2004, their popularity skyrocketed, and millions of fans jumped on the BoSox bandwagon. Their fans don't seem to realize that they also have to pay penalties for their outrageous contracts. For the amount of money they spend, they should be half-way decent.

The New York Yankees/Boston Red Sox rivalry is one of the most overrated rivalry on television. Along with Roger Clemens and Bonds, you'll never see anything about the Rockies or Marlins on ESPN.

by Will22 June 25, 2006

Boston Red Sox

The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!

Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

by Tigersfan09 June 6, 2009

red sox

lame-ass cocksuckers that have a fan base that believes winning 1 fuckin world series in 86 years qualifies them as the best team in baseball history. the 2004 yankees were injury depleted and were probably screwed because the red sox paid off the umpires in the last 4 games of last years alcs. the red sox also have the biggest asshole since pete rose in curt not worth a mother fucking schilling. the NEW YORK YANKEES are the best team in all of sports with 26 world championships and 39 world series appearances they are truly the epitome of all sports franchises. and for the record the yankees did blow the 2004 alcs (they were cheated) but let us not forget that the red sox blew a 14.5 game lead in 1978 and a 2-0 lead in the AL East playoff by giving up a homerun to BUCKY DENT. he probably hit two other homeruns in his entire career. and also we must pay homage to the fine glovework of bill buckner in the 1986 world series and jonnie pesky's throwing abilities in the 1946 world series. they are the true chokeartists not the injury depleted 2004 Yankees. 2005 belongs to the bronx bombers. go Yankees.

red sox fan: the red sox are the best team ever man. we won in 1918 and 2004. the yankees won 26 world series but suck.
yankees fan: truth is the red sox have choked way more and way worse in their history than the yankees did in 2004. they suck balls and will not win again until at least 2090, mother fucker.

by tellin it like it truly is June 27, 2005

Redbox-It

When a movie that is in theaters is good, but not worth the 10+ dollars you generally spend to see a theater movie. This term is used almost in a manner to rate the movie, using Redbox as the alternative (a $1 movie rental redbox.com)

"Hey, was The Informant good?"
"It was good for a Matt Damon film but not $13 dollars good. I'd redbox-it"

by p-killa September 23, 2009