Randy

Usually a douche. Eavesdrops on conversations that he isn't supposed to be in. Slicked black hair, which looks like he could have used spunk as a hair gel substance. Pale as fuck, like Edward from twilight. Acts like he knows everything, and supposedly is a,"Sexy Beast" even though he probably hasn't gotten any. Has weird theories about women, and thinks he looks very handsome. Usually relates women to materialistic things, such as cars, or guitars, which is NOT how you get a girl if you tell them that. Sings in 1 tone, for every song, and thinks he is "bad ass" because he hangs out with mexicans for "protection." Often relates things with stories of,"back home we use-ta do things this way!" Big redneck, likes female celebrities. Says things are "dirty" after someone says them, even though it is him with the dirty mind.

Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.

Wow, Randy hasn't been himself ever since middle school, because he had to set expectations for others and just had to be accepted.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC October 19, 2010

Randy

A random grenade in Call of Duty.
A call out for a random 'Nade' without looking.

Oh, man I just got the sickest Randy ever.

by Bald Balls December 6, 2010

Randy

a person who likes to fuck shoes

e.g. oh hes such a randy

by Hue Hue Hue matey May 11, 2016

Randy

Originating from the character Randy from "Trailer Park Boys" it is usally a nickname deemed on someone who is being annoying our getting on your nerves. Mostly associated with phrases that involve fighting with your pants off, eating cheese burgers, and wearing no shirts while having an oversized gut.

"Put a fucking shirt on Randy"
OR
"Oh no Randy is getting serious, gonna take his pants off soon"
OR
"Why don't you go have another cheeseburger Randy"
OR straight up
"Fuck off Randy"

by JBellzy June 16, 2007

Randy

Slang for a joint/cigarette rolled by using Randy's Wired Rolling Papers. The paper has a wire running down its length, which makes it easier to pass the joint around when it's close to being burnt out.

Don't feel like hitting the bong today, let's roll a Randy

by Erm90 October 10, 2010

randy

someone who walks like a duck.

"dude, you walk like randy."

by annnonnnyyymouss May 8, 2008

Randy

Properly used to describe a random person or someone that nobody really likes to be around.

Lets roll out theirs too many fucking "randys" at this party.

Yeah bro this one "randy" was acting really sketchy lastnight.

by callmewoody January 27, 2011