Ruben 

Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .

Ruben never hangs out with African Americans because there dicks are huge and rubens is small .

Ruben by Hollow tip lipstick May 11, 2018

ruben 

This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.

Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.

ruben by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012

ruben 

noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.

note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.

ruben by Jacob & Red December 25, 2008

Ruben 

Ruben Stark is the poggest man on earth. He is simply so amazing and perfect

Person 1: OMG he is so pog
Person 2: oh yes, it’s Ruben

Ruben by BigBoyBurren March 24, 2021

ruben 

a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves

man you hatin like ruben

ruben by sgt August 3, 2007

Ruben 

A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have

Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again

Ruben by tiredcutie February 17, 2017

Ruben 

Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂

Your such a Ruben!

Ruben by Phe_Phe1 May 5, 2018