Crossbow roulette

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008

Asian Roulette

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.

Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk

by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019

Firework roulette

4 guys, 4 fireworks. 3 are dismantled and one is still intact. everyone puts one up their ass and everyone lights it at the same time.

Mike died playing firework roulette with the boys

by POemel June 16, 2021

cleveland roulette

The bleaching the anus of a person, followed by the munching, eating or teasing with tongue of the anus and hoping that no feces will be either tasted nor swallowed. This process is often repeated or passed around in a group intil one fails (in rare occasions people would continue)

Guy1: man you coming over for some cleveland roulette?

Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four

by ballabingboo22 October 22, 2013

Stubhub Roulette

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah

by kirkandorules March 2, 2016

Yugoslavian Roulette

A game of Yugoslavian Roulette is very reminiscent of "Russian Roulette" except it is tradition to use a fully loaded revolver, a semi-automatic pistol, or whatever gun you can think of that holds its ammo in a magazine.

On April 30th of 1945, the Führer of Germany brought it upon himself to dabble in a small game of Yugoslavian Roulette in his underground bunker; signalling his defeat.

by Mr.Skincoat June 2, 2019

Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones

I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette

by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016