'I had a rebbing weekend'
'You really reb your days don't you'
'I didnt have enough time, i rebbed the fuck out of my weekend'
'You really reb your days don't you'
'I didnt have enough time, i rebbed the fuck out of my weekend'
by Joe SqueEley May 3, 2010
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Person A: That was the best conversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?
Person B nods silently.
Person B nods silently.
by RubenDuhzet January 25, 2017
Get the Reuban mug.Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
by The Reuben December 31, 2018
Get the Reubenitis mug.A vagina with large labias and a sticky touch that resembles a Reuben (or smoked meat) sandwich. Common phrase amongst French-Canadians.
by Dr. Strangepenis March 30, 2010
Get the Sticky Reuben mug.Famous Vodka from the Rubinoff Family. Originating in Tsarist Russia, the Rubinoff family name is lived on by Vladimir Rubinoff who, along with his wife Veronica, moved from Russia to Somerville, Massachusetts (USA). The Rubinoff family crest is imprinted on every bottle, allowing their name to live on forever.
The Rubinoff family was not the only family to leave Russia, as rival Dimitri Zarkoff also migrated to Somerville and produced Vodka for the New England region. The Zarkoff family was known for owning many of the buildings in Leningrad. Vladimir ended up sleeping with Dimitri's wife, Natalia. Dimitri would never forgive Vladimir for this action.
Cousin Cossack, a former Communist General, moved away from Russia following the fall of the Soviet Union. Cossack was known for the invasion and eventual takeover of Petrograd. He also moved to Somerville, and accordingly produced Vodka. There is a growing concern among the Russians that Cossack may try to take over Somerville and destroy the Rubinoff and Zarkoff family name, along with other minor factions in the region. A peace summit is being organized to bring together the Zarkoffs and Rubinoffs in hope to overcome their past so they can work together to stave off the threat coming from Cossack. Fellow Vodka maker James Caldwell is hosting the summit.
The Rubinoff family was not the only family to leave Russia, as rival Dimitri Zarkoff also migrated to Somerville and produced Vodka for the New England region. The Zarkoff family was known for owning many of the buildings in Leningrad. Vladimir ended up sleeping with Dimitri's wife, Natalia. Dimitri would never forgive Vladimir for this action.
Cousin Cossack, a former Communist General, moved away from Russia following the fall of the Soviet Union. Cossack was known for the invasion and eventual takeover of Petrograd. He also moved to Somerville, and accordingly produced Vodka. There is a growing concern among the Russians that Cossack may try to take over Somerville and destroy the Rubinoff and Zarkoff family name, along with other minor factions in the region. A peace summit is being organized to bring together the Zarkoffs and Rubinoffs in hope to overcome their past so they can work together to stave off the threat coming from Cossack. Fellow Vodka maker James Caldwell is hosting the summit.
Oh, you are about to drink RUBINOFF? Do you know the history of the beverage you consume? The Rubinoff's and Zarkoff's have been fighting for centuries, but now both are vulnerable to Cossack, and his ilk! Promote peace!
LONG LIVE RUBINOFF!
LONG LIVE RUBINOFF!
by James Caldwell - Vodka Specialist May 29, 2008
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I just drank some Rubinoff last night and now my head is exploding and I've had the shits since 4am.
by zoomass April 16, 2006
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