The Muddin' Report

The Muddin' Report is a website in Wyoming that forecasts the Off-roading conditions

Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!

by mud_king February 27, 2009

moore report

A plethora of information from a certain county spread amongst an ambitious shift during lounge time. Presented in a form of a news update. The provider of the information is talented and well conditioned at this act.

Let's get to the lounge and see what the{ moore report} has to offer today!

by paul malls and mt dew December 9, 2010

A Mueller Report

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.

"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "

by James Westen April 18, 2019

The Colbert Report

Only the BEST show ever run by Stephen Colbert on comedy central at 11:30

I love the Colbert Report. For once a member of the press that is conservative

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.

My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."

by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018