The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
by Kmo7 April 12, 2020
Get the Quarantine-cleanmug. When quarantine hits, you finna run off with your “quarantine boo” and repopulate the new world
Or when we locked down you find a boo and become quarantined in separate houses and only time you fuck is online. Long distance but with corona
Or when we locked down you find a boo and become quarantined in separate houses and only time you fuck is online. Long distance but with corona
by Coronafucked March 27, 2020
Get the quarantine boomug. by weirdpersun1256 April 5, 2020
Get the quarantinemug. a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people
Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??
by bsh2020 March 25, 2020
Get the Quarantine baemug. by Hailey Comet April 25, 2020
Get the Quarantine worthymug. A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time
by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020
Get the Quarantine Pussymug. A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.
Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.
by Dr. Jaw May 6, 2020
Get the Quarantine Neurosismug.