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pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008
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pukey

When you're so so full you feel a bit like puking, but you're not really gonna puke.
"Ugh! I'm so full."
"I feel a bit pukey."
by j.fab August 19, 2008
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Pikey Suit

The usual work attire of Pikeys and Chavs, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and not a mixture of brands or types of clothes.

also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit).

Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
pikey suite pikey suit chav adidas nike reebok coleen mcloughlin rooney
by DJone July 26, 2011
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PIKEY GOLD

Pikey gold is a term used to describe any old rusting metal that has been discarded by its previous owner as it is deemed no longer able to perform its original task. Items include but not exclusively shopping trolleys with tree wheels ,a bath with a hole in it and other things people might throw away.
The Pikey's main goal in life seems to be the acquisition of anything metal and they are not fussy about who it belongs too, incidents where lead has been stolen from church roofs and electric cables taken from railway crossings (causing major disruption to networks) are common.

It's like the wild west in England with toothless Pikey's slapping their knees and performing little jigs around skips when they find a bit of scrap .
"Hey Boi bring da van roun here so we can get dis wheel chair quick whilst da man is swimming"
and

"There's pikey gold in them there hills"
by Thunderlawyer January 8, 2017
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Pukey Duke

A name non-hippies called a hippie.
Uncle Bob was a Pukey Duke in the 60's.
by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017
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Pikey nit face

Someone who is the lowest of the low and undoubtedly resembles a rat utter stinky needs to stop being a dirty filthy robber.
AKA Lewis Thorley.
Omg Lewis was annoying me hes such a pikey nit face.
by SCFC2103 January 14, 2020
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pokey poke no need to smoke

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet
by Emzillagon October 3, 2020
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