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Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher
"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"
by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020
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Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020
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pickerdoodle

A sassier way of saying were in a problem.
“Oh no mark our car broke down

What a pickerdoodle”
by Poppypizz December 10, 2022
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out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."
by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016
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Pick 6

In American football, a pick 6 is when an interception is made and returned for a touchdown (i.e., 6 points).
by cajunchick May 1, 2010
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picka

-Pussy
He is such a picka!
by R.R. November 8, 2003
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pick up sticks

a game in which Phil learned at his time in the boy scouts of america. Later Phil sued the Boy Scouts of America in a class action lawsuit.
Phil taught billy 'bout "pick up sticks" alright only he used the Special Scout technique taught to him by his father which was to use his ass cheeks
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022
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