poster

A phrase usually stated during a basketball game in which one player embarasses another player by either vigorously blocking his/her shot or emphatically dunking over someone

(after somebody dunks over Kwame Brown)
Marv Albert: And (insert player name) puts Kwame Brown on the poster.

or simply

(in a mournful voice)
(player name)...........welcome to the poster

by Russell Baker May 27, 2008

poster child

Someone who is the perfect fit for a stereotype.

That girl who says "like, omg" all the time is the poster child for a Valley Girl.

by Im Caca for Cocoa Puffs January 22, 2008

pupsters

A really cute, sweet, precious dog

My dog Dakota is a pupsters.

by Pupsters March 10, 2007

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

mouse pusher

Mouse Pusher: The art of moving the cursor, clicking and scrolling your mouse to make it look like your actually doing work; when in reality, you are just pushing your mouse.

"Why are we losing so much money on this project?"
"Gary is a Mouse Pusher. He sat in front of is computer all day and got nothing done."

by Buckakudda November 12, 2007

posterior extraction

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.

Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."

by frnkly April 28, 2008

mud putter

The shitty, loud, and just plain obnoxious scooters that generally black people ride in many neighborhoods. Generally have a flappy orange flag on the back. Mud being that black guy ridin it.

Dawg i hope his mud putter gets smashed by a semi. So tired of hearin that shit drivin up and down the street

by mr.mikey August 7, 2008