Punjabi Pedestal

The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.

The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"

The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess

by smitten mittens September 11, 2009

punjabi juice

When one squeezes the puss out of their genital infections into a cup

Mike made a cup of Punjabi juice.

by Ch4ppie April 11, 2017

punjab

To kill by strangulation with a lasso. Specific to the "Phantom of the Opera" fandom, where the main character uses a murder weapon called a "Punjab lasso" (essentially a loop of catcut or other rope).

Erik punjabbed all those who crossed his path.

by Revelena September 21, 2006

Punjabi

A person orginating from Punjab india which is located in the Northern region of India. Most Punjabi's speak Hindi and are either Sikh or Hindu. Sikh Jatt Punjabis dislike Hindu Punjabis. Many are good in business. Punjabi men have higher sex drives and are aggressive. Punjabi men are also more likely to have marital affairs than South Indian men. Punjabi women usually work at home with their spouse and gain 40 pounds after marriage. Most Punjabis are usually lighter in complexion and compare it to the a story of north India being invaded by Alexander the Great. Although most Punjab's dislike Bengalis, they will surely eat Bengali sweets such as cham chams and ladoos.

Sanjay: Hey did you see Amar at the grocery store today? He owes me my money back for the property he bought.

Amir: Dude, that guy is Punjabi man, your'e not ever gonna see that cash again.

Sanjay: Damn cheap ass Punjabi's.

by OneSillyJatti May 21, 2010

punjabi

Decent people but also have a lot of sardars who get made fun of.

Ass wipes abcd "desi" kids who brag about shit their ancestors did.

From punjab = punjabi, decent people who have some douchebags.

by kikoinkokoland October 3, 2007

punjabi

the act of shoving a very large, painfull object up one's ass.

You can go punjabi yourself and the horse you rode in on.

by bbsg December 7, 2011

Punjabi

Brown skinned guys usualy hindhu or siek and are hard workers and are from punjab and are known to be dedicated people and good warriors like the hindhu's who protect the sorry asses of the ungrateful sieks.

look at that big pun i think he's from punjabi for sure

by Big desi ass pun March 3, 2009