shum pum

meaning: The behind, Arse, Anus, Bum

Chris has finally come out of the closet and admitted he takes it up the shum pum.

by JJ Donkeys July 26, 2004

black fish smelling pum tun

Fresh ripe ebonic women's vaginal area. Smells like fresh salmon and tuna mixture odor.

Rahul is a black fish smelling pum tun.

by B.F S.S D,R April 3, 2010

PUMS

PUMS Stands for someone "A girl usually" Who is both "Pissed Up" and a "Massive Slag".

"Pissed up" being used to describe the fact she he actually Hot, and usually smashed on Lambrini.

and

"Massive Slag" being used to tell you mates how she is a slag, just because you, in reality, dont have a chance, or that she likes cock, and this is pubic knowledge.

It enables you to CODE that someone is Pissed Up Massive Slag.

Alex: OMGWTFBBQ check her out ('points')

Matt: PUMS all day long..

Alex: Big MS, seen her on JBG a few times.

by GP2010 June 2, 2010

pum widickarus

i.e. plum ridiculous. this is a term most often said by small children, who can not properly pronounce "plum ridiculous," and by dumb adults who imitate them.

"Now, Vowrie, dat is just pum widickarus."

by Valerie Meeks January 17, 2009

pum

that terrible piss and cum combo that comes out sometimes, worst feeling in the world.

Ugh, not pum! I had to piss, but I just finished whacking the old schlong, damnit!!

by R eezy February 11, 2015

Pum

A mixture of piss and cum, usually after the act of masturbation

This applies to males only really.

Johnny pissed out pum because he urinated shortly after ejaculation.

by Coonpuff October 21, 2016

Dum-Pum

The act of thrusting a DUMDUM lollypop into a pussy. (I think it works with cats too.)

OMG! Last night my BF gave me a Dum-Pum! It was so great!

by DarkestTrack27 November 7, 2016