cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Panama Puffer

When your blowing cocaine in a girl's asshole and she farts and blows the straw up your nose

Damn you hear about Mike he was blowing cocaine up his old lady's ass and she farted so hard that she blew the straw out her ass and gave him a Panama Puffer.

by Maximus881 March 2, 2023

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

Quarter puffer

That is a vast majority of the girls in pine county a quarter puff of meth and she is all yours

Bro were are all the quarter puffers I got a bag we can both get one tonight

by Arliss88 February 22, 2021

penis puffer

One he has oral sex

HE's a penis puffer

by Adibidibi March 9, 2003

stem puffer

a term to describe a gay man.

I think that guy is a stem puffer

by pretty sexy kid July 18, 2007