Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.

Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?

by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008

Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.

Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.

Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.

by The Shankinator November 12, 2018

Properate

To operate properly.

When JR expertly put the boat on the boat lift with extreme skill and precision he just properated.

When Matt had a threesome he operated. When Matt had a threesome and i filmded it, we properated.

by CashHoesMoney August 19, 2010

postrat

Postrationalizer, someone who's good at coming up with very sensible sounding reasons for events or situtations after the fact that are attractive narratives but aren't based on factual evidence. Rationalizes for fitness with one's internal preferences rather than facing the messy reality.

Kenny is a postrat. He says Amazon was right to do layoffs because the company has become too distracted with many low value products, and executives clearly saw this. In fact, the company was simply reacting to market pressure to cut costs because every other company was.

by kenny72 April 6, 2023

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009