When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
Get the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exammug. expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
Get the your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weakmug. The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.
by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017
Get the Greek prostate exammug. When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks
by Skrettttttt November 11, 2018
Get the PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulationmug. by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016
Get the Prostate Frostingmug. When you edge yourself (my jerkin it) multiple times and you don't want it to end.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Man, I thought only girls could cum a few times. Damn, I did 5 times and was ready for more because she made me have a prostate orgasm!
by Amarant09 December 25, 2023
Get the Prostate Orgasmmug. When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Prostate-toot-shuNmug.