prostibate

To masturbe to pictures, fantasies, or just simply ideas of a prostitute.

He prostibated after seeing a hot whore while driving home.

by caz March 18, 2003

Prostate tickler

The act of brown nosing to its fullest.

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.

by CogDan April 21, 2007

Prostate

Somethin' in your butt.

I have prostate cancer....it's in my butt.

by Mickey Fiednieriann June 18, 2008

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

prostate

prostate it is shit inside male body for something gross to produce

it may dry if man will be rare get laid

it was be long time for John, that he prostate start to rot

by wattawat September 8, 2020

prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.

1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."

by emilybronte July 22, 2010

Prostitate

A prostitute with prostate cancer

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.

by A,marshall February 20, 2009