Procrasterbater

Someone who puts off masterbating.

Billy is so lazy, he is a procrasterbater

by Thesexyelephant December 17, 2008

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Procrasterzooing

Using the Facebook app MyZoo to allow one to put off other, more important things that they should be doing.

Dude I'm procrasterzooing so much when I should be writing my paper.

by BU7753CK5 October 19, 2009

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011

procreatory

relating the act of procreating, namey causing human offprings to be composed in the womb of the famale via intervention of the male's copulatory probe insert.

For the first three years of her marriage, the act was purely copulatory.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Procreative

Bringing about life, birth, new creations... Being fruitful. Prolific with music and art... Intentionally having children AND taking care of them. Professional at creating.

Imani & Joseph are procreative evidenced by their large family and artistic manifestations.

by Real Black Man March 15, 2020