procaffeinative

Person who use delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
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*I put the 'pro' in procaffeinative
My brother behaves filthy and procaffinative at mornings.

by J.Agman November 30, 2017

procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.

DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality

by Procality December 12, 2017

Propcapitation

Decapitation by the propellor of an aircraft.

Propcapitation is what happens when you stand too close to the propellors kids, okay who wants to learn about liferafts since we're learning about safety today!

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Prolapsturbate

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.

Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.

by Fzx911 June 7, 2019

precapilariantarian

The phenomenon in which birds completely lose their wings and are restricted to waddling around on two legs.

Man: "Hey I lost my precapilariantarian parakeet! Have you seen him?

Man 2: "What the fuck is a precapilariantarian."

Epstein didn't kill himself

by TheSlapDashDunce November 15, 2019

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

prolapadudis

Acne booty/ rash booty

i heard my friend jimmy got diagnosed with prolapadudis
ah na , on greg ?
on greg he did

by ï—ï February 22, 2023