probosculate

nasally ejaculate; sneeze

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...

by destructo liver December 9, 2008

probot

A project put together involving some of Daves favoured artists, him coming up with the fantastic idea that they should all play together and create an awesome sounding album. Unfortunatley the final result sounds, well shit. Theres no real sense of direction, and most of the songs just sound like the crazed jammings of a bunched of rocked out herroin addicts, oh wait....

shit dude! did you hear that whale being tortured, oh no wait, its probot.

by wee diddy May 13, 2005

probiotechnology

the technology that treats of growing or producing probiotic foods.

Probiotechnology would promote healthy lifestyles.

by uttam maharjan August 7, 2011

probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.

She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.

by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013

probonie

Person-
A Professional; Perfect in bed; Unbelievably orgasmic; Sexy; Gorgeous; Best you'll ever have in every way.

Addicting; Can't get enough of this person; Someone who makes you feel Fully Alive for the first time in life.

That person is a Probonie. I need to get me some of that.

by AddictingCrazyB*tch June 21, 2014

procrotchtination

Avoiding the crotch for as long as possible.

Becky doesn't want to have sex with her boyfriend. She is enacting procrotchtination.

by Butts. October 13, 2016

Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.

Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."

by CVegas February 23, 2017