painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 28, 2008

printer

Someone who counterfeits money.

Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.

by Da printer October 25, 2009

painted cooler

Mostly made by sorority girls as gifts to other girls or fraternity men. The coolers are painted with stuff the other person likes. Example: favorite drink, fraternity, hobbies, quotes, songs, clothing brands, and ext. Most popular event to make coolers for is formals. You want your cooler to look better than all the older coolers. And make them good because everyone is judging your cooler.

painted cooler time ... this guy invited me to his formal

by kaydee girl May 29, 2011

printer

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Wow, that printer prints fast!

by Apul January 29, 2003

Printer Whore

Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.

Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!

Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!

by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010

Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017

Turd printer

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.

Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.

by weaby1 October 16, 2013