Pripyat

The ghost city near the exploded reactor four of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

Pripyat had a population of nearly 50,000 people before the explosion at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. Now it has no residents.

by AlphaReign December 20, 2010

Piey

Possessing the attributes of a pie.

Wow, that man's face sure is piey!

by Joe Dark February 21, 2006

Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"

by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007

Priest Penis

Slang term for a virgin, only applying to males. It refers to the fact that priests are virgins, or at least they're required to be. Usually used in an offensive manner.

"Dude, have you ever gotten laid?"
"No"
"Haha ya priest penis!"

by Ayatollah Kohmeni March 13, 2009

Pricey

A wanker in the most extreme form. Uneducated,loud and very annoying. Awful taste in music, his music is defined as SHIT! Often found dancing in the mirror and checking his "guns" out to the sound of minimal.

Oi mate your being a right Pricey!!

by 72/74's Finest December 14, 2010

drinking with a priest

when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'

Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.

by Mike Penta December 4, 2003

priest

1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.

2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"

1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"

2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."

by Alhadis July 16, 2008