porsche 924s

quite possibly the biggest blemish on the Porsche name until the cayenne came out. it started life as a volkswagen coupe to be designed and built by porsche. VW ran out of money and porsche built it and slapped their name on it. It was powered by an engine from a volkswagen truck, was slow, and incredibly unreliable. The only people that think they're cool are the suckers that saw one for a grand on craigslist and bought it so they could tell all their friends that they just bought one of the fancy por-chees. Didn't become anything remotely resembly a decent car until Zuffenhausen got off their asses and built their own engines for it (ok, so they cut a 928 mill in half) and essentially reworked the entire rotten little beast. Most of the people that own them are white trash.

Gol-dang billy-ray, thar's one of dem fancy por-chees on craigslist!!! it says rightcher that its a "porsche 924s" . Imma buy it and put in the lawn next to the 79 camaro!!! hee haw! sis'll have to put out when she sees this!

by the mechanic March 8, 2009

Porsche

Porsche is a fuckan ownage car, one of the best!! (Almost as good as Saab cars)

BONER! Look at that Porsche 911 996 GT2!

by saab October 8, 2003

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."

Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!

by DLoc1337 October 8, 2008

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008

PorscheMonkey

Based on the old American slang term 'Porchmonkey', originally held to highlight the segregation-induced laziness of Negros, the adaptation described however highlights and refers to progress made socio-economically by African American people following the rapid shift of the music and fashion industries towards the genre 'hip hop'.

Young Thug: I jumped off the porch and went North

You: THATS A 'PORSCHEMONKEY'!

by Porsche.Monkey June 28, 2018

Porsche 944

The Porsche bought by people who wish they could afford a real Porsche.

Hey ladies. I'll take ya for a ride in my Porsche 944 back to my mom's trailer where we'll have a three-way with my sister.

by av999 October 15, 2007

Porsche 968

Definition: Garbage. That Should be Set on Fire

What a huge waste of money for a car that doesn't even look like a Porsche.
Then, have fun paying to repair the fuckin piece of shit. In no time you'll have paid more in repairs than how much you actually paid for the car which is way too overpriced.
Its not even that fast...its fuckin shitty when you race a car that cost less than half of yours and they beat you.
Cruise control works when it wants to....
Leaks shit all the time.
So lets re-cap: Expensive, ugly, really ugly, unreliable...

How do I know all this? I USED TO HAVE ONE! WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE...

FUCK YOU PORSCHE 968 PILE OF SHIT

And to anyone who loves this car...What the hell...seriously. What is wrong with you..

"Some say Porsche's are not built to perfection"...because THEY AREN'T. The Porsche 968 SUCKS

by Jeff Collins October 26, 2007