post party depression

intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up

Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?

by welovetucker August 24, 2009

postcarding

When someone uses text messaging or instant messaging to deliver a one-way communication. Even if you respond immediately, there is little chance to expect a reply -- the postcarder has already put their phone away or closed the instant message window.

Oh boy, Jennifer is postcarding again. I texted her back immediately and got "Delivered", but she hasn't even "Read" my response. She is just happy to have delivered her postcard.

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Post-quote

The time when words are no longer considered new or special to the general audience of a media outlet and are therefore written without quotes.

I think Twitter is finally post-quote. Hopefully I'll never read this kind of sentence again:

Jessica Simpson ranted against celebrity ball shaving last week. Her Twitter posts - known as "tweets" - urged Americans to protest the despicable practice.

by someotherguyfromohio2 March 18, 2011

post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

by C. Hunter May 3, 2012

keep me posted

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

by douche1998 May 2, 2015

Post Concert Depression

Post Concert Depression; otherwise known as PCD,

The feeling you get straight after/the day after/up to 2 months after you go to any concert.

Symptoms include:

1. The desire to relive the concert
2. Thoughts similar to "They were right there!" or "I’m never going to see them again!"

3. Emotional pain when listening to the artist's music

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the severity of the concert. However even after a long time, listening to the artist's music may cause a relapse.

"I have such bad post concert depression after that You Me At Six concert!"

by the one who says hi July 12, 2014

post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011