Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”

by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018

Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.

Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked

by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025

porky whore

Fat and/or obese, promiscuous woman.

Get me a beer you porky whore!

by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023

Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.

Porky? More like made of pork

by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 15, 2014

Porky

In "Mother" series mean buisness

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?

by anonymous April 16, 2021