When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.
Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.
by Kuznit July 30, 2024
When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine
by nickgr7 September 22, 2017
1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
by Spike Hike June 10, 2017
Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.
by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018