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Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit
“Porcupine that bitch
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
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porcupine sack

When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)
Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!

My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!
by OG GANGSTA MASTER JDOOOOOOG November 27, 2015
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Porcupine mumble

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?
by Redneckology May 9, 2021
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juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.
Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.
by Kuznit July 30, 2024
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porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018
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Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
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Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
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