yellow poptart

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.

Let's try the yellow poptart method.

by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Putnam Poptart

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.

Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.

by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

Armenian Poptart

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009

Lewisburg poptart

A piece of shit formed into a rectangle and Ejaculated on.

Nadine likes big chocolate Lewisburg poptarts? Damn thats some sick shit!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

Ogre Poptart

A genetically modified Poptart made specifically for ogres. You can buy Ogre Poptarts at Shrek's Swamp
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.

Give me your fucking ogre poptart

by RaccYT June 16, 2020

PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 2, 2020