yellow poptart

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.

Let's try the yellow poptart method.

by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Putnam Poptart

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.

Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.

by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

Armenian Poptart

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009

Lewisburg poptart

A piece of shit formed into a rectangle and Ejaculated on.

Nadine likes big chocolate Lewisburg poptarts? Damn thats some sick shit!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

poptart buddies

The definition of besties.

The poptart buddies are always together.

by Poptart372 November 22, 2016

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019