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by Pogmaster69420definitionwriter August 25, 2021

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

Pooptastrophe

When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.

On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Pooptastrophizing

The worry about future pooptastrophies that may or may not happen.

I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023

Podcaster

A know it all. Someone who thinks they are expert on everything and corrects people all the time.

Responding to know it all.
"Thanks for the tip, Podcaster. "

by Tommyrot September 1, 2023

Podcasters

Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."

Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨

Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...

Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023

Pookster

Is the name of the most handsome, important person in the entire world

You just can’t help but love pookster

by SilentStorm0510 December 24, 2025