anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Jolly-Pong

A sport which combines the elements of ping-pong and volleyball.

Sloshmasta slammed it home to win the Jolly-Pong game 25 to 18. It sat for him.

by Barbeque Bartfield July 20, 2007

Bump Pong

A really fucked up iteration of beer pong. Teams need to have one “bump cup” per player. If you throw the ball into the other teams bump cup, the player drinking the cup also needs to do a bump. Bump cups are hidden in amongst the cups, and will only be revealed to the throwing team when the drinking team is sending the drink back

“We played bump pong last weekend and absolutely died”

by SquigglyHoblet August 4, 2023

future pong

regular beer pong except you wear binocular glasses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered...

Joel: Hey Tyler you wanna play some future pong?
Tyler: Yeah man I already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!

by albert338 December 18, 2015

schlong pong

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013

Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011

Pong Poser

People in which play beer pong with everything but an alcoholic beverage

A Pong poser is when a group of people get together to play beer pong, but instead of an alcohol beverage, they substitute it for drinks such as Monster and soda. Taking pictures and acting drunk in the process.

by therealistalive June 13, 2011