Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know

“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

“Please help”

by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one

Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud

by kentryag December 19, 2022

Pess

Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!

Why dont you just pess out of my house!

by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009

Pessidogs

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞

Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔

by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021