plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

Planking

To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)

Lets go plank that fence
I wanna go planking

by Plankaholic June 10, 2011

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia

Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook

by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011

Planking

To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams

Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie

Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.

by KyleBFC June 19, 2011

Planking

To lie across 2 parallel objects.

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.

by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011

Planking

Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.

Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!

by letsgoplank June 19, 2011