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1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.
2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.
2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...
Me: I pity the fool.
2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...
Me: I pity the fool.
by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008
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Why'd i put my heart on every cursive letter
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me , whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me , forever
It's my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if i want to cry cry cry
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
Why'd i put my heart on every cursive letter
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me , whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me , forever
It's my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if i want to cry cry cry
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
Me : PITY PARTYY
by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020
Get the Pity party mug.A metaphorical pie (it can be real) given to someone for something pitiful. It is a condescending and harsh item that is generally given out by the slice.
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
"For staying in a Saturday night to read Twilight instead of partying with friends, I give Claudia 3 piece of Pity Pie."
by lucas27 April 5, 2009
Get the Pity Pie mug.Originating in the film "Pooty Tang", This phrase has no actual definition, just like everything else that Pooty says. He's just too cool for words.
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
Get the Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine mug.An occurance in which someone will complain about their lives and/or something bad that happened to them, only to be topped by someone else who is trying to sound more worse off to obtain attention. If it is a true pity fest, THIS person will also become out-pitied by someone with an even worse thing that happened to them. This goes on until finally someone has the most pitiful story and everyone feels bad for them, which is what they really wanted.
Pitiful person#1: I'm having such a shitty day, my boyfriend broke my heart into a thousand million peices and I failed my math test.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.
by Spicy Mao April 20, 2009
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