Pisan

A friend, esp. of Italian descent.

" Ey Paulie! Is this your Pisan?" "Yes, I know this man." "Well tell this prick to leave."

Paulie guido wop jersey jersey boy

by Natestical May 21, 2010

pisa merda

a really common italian phrase, mostly used by people who live in tuscany.
it literally means "pisa shit", but since everyone in tuscany hates pisa and the people who live there (no reasons), you can hear very often sentences like:

"ciao Marco, come stai? pisa merda"
"hi Marco what’s up? pisa merda"

"oggi ho preso un insufficienza, pisa merda"
"today i got a bad mark, pisa merda"

"- da dove vieni?
- da pisa.
- ma pisa pisa o pisa merda?"
"- where are you from?
- i’m from pisa.
- where specifically, pisa pisa or pisa merda?"

"-mamma domani posso andare a pisa con dei miei amici?
- no pisa merda"
"- mom can i go to pisa tomorrow with my friends
- no you can’t pisa merda"

by vmin are soulmates March 18, 2019

pissafied

the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(

friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

by harold da' butt nugget August 7, 2014

pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pista

Code for any kind of drugs, or being high, acting high. Acting like ur high.

Mate did u see Kyle ?
Yea, I saw him hump a dog, must've had pista recently.

by Pista.shit.io April 27, 2022

Pisarcik

The state of being wherein a man surrenders the last shreds of autonomy, independence, and free will to his inevitable spouse. Traditionally, the soon-to-be son-in-law presents his testicles on a platter to his spouse's Puerto Rican father in exchange for a 2004 Dodge Caravan. The spouse eventually devours the pisarcik, and for the process to begin anew, his remains are regurgitated for the sustenance of the offspring.

Don't bother inviting him to the bachelor party, he's gone Pisarcik. His balls are resting in her safe deposit box.

He's only sexting those 12-year-olds to ward off the second stage of Pisarcik.

Hey! Stop sucking your own cock, that's pretty Pisarcik.

Is your phone ringing? Naw, that's just the vibrator in that Pisarcik.

by jizztasterforhire June 14, 2011

pissass

when you pee in a toilet before shitting. Then, when you do defecate in said toilet the pee water splashes up and smacks your bum.

I just peed and shat in that order and got a major case of pissass all up in there, like dayummmm!

by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010