puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Pirate

A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a stash or rum for some reason.

Bill: Dude did you see that one movie with the pirate?
Dale: Yeah, he looked like the alcoholic dude that lives down the block.

by AsheIsALoser1 November 10, 2018

land pirate

Firemen- They drive around in the big red pirate ships to pilage and plunder inside of your house while putting out the fire. thanks for putting out the fire, where is grandmothers pearls?

Here come the land pirates arrrr! hide your wallet!

by hellgatepiratehater November 21, 2009

Pirate

someone who gets the booty ;)

OMG, Zherka is such a pirate

by TiffanyLhuvsYhu April 4, 2011

Pirates of the caribbean online

An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.

Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.

by a;wdlkfj February 14, 2008