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Piss ache

An sensation used to describe something that is unpleasing and horrible as if it hurts when you pee. Listening to an unpleasant person may metaphorically give you a piss ache like the strange pain you'd experience if it burns when you pee.
"Goodness, that d*ckhead gives me such a piss ache."
by Random G February 7, 2010
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Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.
I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.
by rug dude August 9, 2012
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Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.
After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump
by EIDT August 17, 2014
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Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.
Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.
by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016
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Piss whore

A woman, usually submissive, who loves a man to spray her with hot piss. She will often open her mouth, stick out her tongue, and allow him to piss directly into her mouth. She will then usually gargle it and spit it out, but the best piss whores will swallow it and thank him.
"Are you still with Janice?"
"Nah, I'm with Clarice now. She's a better piss whore."
"How's that?"
"She swallows it all and begs. She's so beautiful and I love her so much!"
"Congratulations! Good piss whores are wifey material!"
"I'm gonna marry that nasty cunt!"
by Cumaddict September 27, 2017
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Piss Artist

Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018
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piss shoes

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.
Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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