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Lesbian Protector

Thor.
Thor is a fucking Lesbian Protector.
#ChangeMyMind
Thor: "I am the lesbian protector, mess with lesbians and you mess with me"

Lesbians: "We Love you"
by The Random Lesbian December 11, 2021
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Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.
After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.
by beefywalrus December 13, 2010
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protego

A spell from the Harry Potter series.
Protego is a shield charm that is used to deflect hexes and jinxes.
The incantation is ''Protego!'' and it is pronounced Pro-tay-go.
Harry uses the Protego charm on several occasions, one of them being when he stopped the Death Eaters from summoning the prophecy in Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)
by Vorhees July 31, 2006
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Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
by Austin42 February 13, 2009
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Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door
by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018
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Protegent

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.
"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"
by roblocks October 3, 2017
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jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
by JoeBaker August 26, 2006
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