Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

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pussy piñata

When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.

Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...

by DJ Sketch October 4, 2009

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Disease Piñata

A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.

Guy 1: "What about this chick?"

Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"

by CraZforSP November 17, 2014

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Stinky Pinata

A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.

Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!

by billberto May 6, 2005

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pussy piñata

A pussy that is so beat and disgusting, it is like an abadoned piñata on the streets of Tijuana.

"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"

"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 28, 2008

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