Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010

pinecrest

A secretly fancy and pretentious area of Miami, Florida. It became a "township" out of nothing about 5 years ago for no apparent reason. This glorious transformation was marked by the razing of the former "peasant" houses that dotted the landscape, and the construction of insane amounts of mansions. Also, they made everyone plant a bunch of trees. Pinecrest is fancier than anyplace else, simply because it is Pinecrest. People in Pinecrest are mandated to end their most pretentious sentences with the phrase "Mmm-yes" to symbolize their elitism.

1) Guy 1: Dude, why are the friggin roads in pinecrest so confusing and squiggly.
Guy 2: To keep the poor people away.

2) Guy: Yes, i'm from pinecrest. You can tell because there's a pond in my aviary.

by Zolem April 16, 2008

Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2011

Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.

Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.

by PMax March 10, 2008

pinera

Another word for penis. This word's origin is incredibly mysterious, but nonetheless, it is what it is. It is said as if it were a Spanish word, although again, it is not. Well, at least not to my knowledge. Thus, it is pronounced with a soft r, NOT a hard r. Almost like a "d" sound. Anyway, yeah. pinera.

"Hey, why's your girlfriend getting so fat?"

"Dude, why do you have to be such a big pinera?"

by myketuna June 29, 2008

pineappl-anol

A Home-brewed drink fermented from pineapples or pineapple juice.

OH, Martin, this is some good pineappl-anol you've made

by monkeycmonkeydo August 22, 2006

mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.

Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that

by adn March 3, 2005