Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Pengui

The plural of penguin (mainly used in the Leicester area). Based on ditching the usual 's' suffix and replacing it with an 'i' instead.

J: Look at all those pengui over there
B:

by CheeseyAppleMan December 1, 2009

Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

penguin brothers

When two males acknowledge having hooked up with the same female but not performing sexual intercourse. They never entered the igloo but merely explored the vast tundra much like a penguin.

Bro #1 "Dude did you bang that chick last night?"

Bro #2 "nah dude... I only got to 3rd base"

Bro #1 "me too! Penguin brothers!"

by Bagel2135 February 7, 2014

Gym Penguin

1. A gym penguin is a subspecies of gym rat. The gym penguin does lots of dead lifts, bench presses and leg presses at the gym, but does nothing else because he thinks cardio and flexibility training are "faggotry." As a result of his training imbalances, his neck disappears and he cannot extend his legs normally or walk fully lower his arms. Instead he must waddle along bowlegged with his arms sticking out, but only for short distances as he is quickly winded.
Gym penguins also tend to evolve loose guts from over-reliance on weight lifting belts, so beware their incontinence.
They tend to huddle with others of their kind and communicate via a strange gasping quacks as most are mouth breathers.

2. The term gym penguin can also be appropriately applied to any 20 year old who cannot touch his toes
3. Female gym penguins while exceedingly rare can be easily identified by their shortened necks

Examples:
1. "Damn Bryce, you need to do some yoga or something, or you will turn into a straight up gym penguin"
2. Woman 1: "Shit Keri, I thought you said Chad was cute!"

Woman 2: "Yeah, he was, but now he's fucked—like where's his neck?!—I'm not trying to fuck no penguin!"
3. Man 1 : "Dude check out my pecs I rule! I own you!"

Man 2 : "yeah, Jared, now let me see you pick up that pencil—you can't can you, you damn penguin!"
4. Woman 1: Wow, I thought Kristy was really gonna get in shape but she's doing it wrong now she just looks fucked up

Woman 2: "It's scary, she has, like, no neck!

Women 1: "Yeah, gross! let's ask her what's she's doing so we can stay the hell away from it! I wanna get cut, but I don't wanna penguin out"

by The Bitchle July 12, 2017

walking the penguin

female masturbation

Where is Joann? She in her room, walking the penguin.

by bling182 December 17, 2008

wet penguin

When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.

joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.

by Greg Matthew's Lewis April 5, 2008