Dated back in 1221 A.C. the first Pie was made in replication of a cows poop. cow pie was the inspiration to create the pumpkin pie, the shape and form has cultivated itself to modern times with various types of pies. Pie was meant to be eaten with your hands until it has been later decided that eating a pie straight from baking deemed too hot. Now they are used with utensils to protect the consumer.
by haaj November 27, 2016
by Em January 31, 2005
A statement that when announced, implies that Murphy's Law will soon be put into effect.
This phrase's origins date to games of Trivial Pursuit; when a player lands on a question for a piece of pie, they would typically announce it to the other players. "I'll take Sports and Leisure...for pie." This would automatically ensure that they would have to answer the most difficult question to continue, something that scientists have empirically linked to having announced "for pie."
This phrase's origins date to games of Trivial Pursuit; when a player lands on a question for a piece of pie, they would typically announce it to the other players. "I'll take Sports and Leisure...for pie." This would automatically ensure that they would have to answer the most difficult question to continue, something that scientists have empirically linked to having announced "for pie."
Female Driver: Don't worry, I drive 90mph everywhere I go, and never get speeding tickets.
Male Passenger: Ooooh...for pie.
Police Siren: *siren*
Male Passenger: Ooooh...for pie.
Police Siren: *siren*
by John Squinky Hardin April 22, 2008
Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
by PieGuardian February 05, 2008
by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2009
Panic Induced Ejaculation
That girl's boobs brushed up against me on the way to the bathroom and I pied!
I almost fell off of my bike just now and I pied!
My roommate walked in while I was wackin' it and I pied!
I almost fell off of my bike just now and I pied!
My roommate walked in while I was wackin' it and I pied!
by KooterT February 07, 2010