Phomance

A feeling of excitement or infatuation between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

phouse

It’s a place. It has been described in many different ways and means different things to many different people. Some lovely women have lived in the so-called phouse, while others have merely passed through it during the day or night, like a fast mouse (fouse). The one thing we know for sure, is that the phouse is loved by all. Inside its walls, you will feel warm laughter and the love of Moses. All are welcome in the phouse, but only the most worthy are invited back. If a lovely women invites you to the phouse you never say no. Never. It is a blessing, it’s a gift, it’s an honor.

I heard the women of the “phouse” don’t allow their young phisters to drink water.
The women of the “phouse” be sexy asf.

by Janice Willson April 3, 2022

Phouw spoofer

Phouw spoofer is the most godly thing in existance

"Yo imagine not having that phouw spoofer" :mewhen:

by Tivo3012 July 26, 2022

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011

phobaphobia

phobaphopia. The fear of fear.

Stan: "I'm so afraid of fear!"
Mike: "Oh, so you have phobaphobia"

by boogieheld September 29, 2007

Phomatose

To be down for the count after eating a big bowl of PHO at the local Vietnamese Restaurant...

Oh man that PHO was good.... I'm Phomatose and probably won't be able to do much this afternoon.. I need a nap

by waggyIS October 18, 2004

PHOFAGGOT

1. A person (typically a guy) pretending to be gay.

2. Just a name to use if you are out of comebacks.

1. Cameron is a phofaggot because he looks like a black Elton John, takes it up the ass, but still likes girls like his girlfriend Kaley and has no attraction towards men what so ever'

2. 'you a god damn phofaggot'

by madiwhore October 13, 2005