Erecto-Phobia

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

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Asmr phobia

The fear or general displeasure someone receives when listening to any sort of asmr . The weird, unsettling feeling in your ears and mind that just makes you cringe whenever hearing something remotely close to it.

She has asmr phobia. She cannot even listen to someone whisper anymore.

by little artist kida November 15, 2020

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Cost-of-phobia

When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.

I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.

by Semaj egnal August 26, 2017

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Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

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