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x phile

A person who is a huge fan of the hit tv show "The X Files". Normally they will apply ever aspect of the show to everyday life. Can often be found making music videos to the show, writing fan fiction or creating digital art or manipulations with the shows main characters, Mulder and Scully. A true x phile should be able to quote every significant event throughout the 9 year run of the show. Possibly the only people to ever understand the complex conspiracy that just got more confusing as time went on.

Can be found anxiously anticipating the next x files movie.
"It will happen, I know it will!"
A typical x phile would be able to say any of these at least once every day and incorporate them into otherwise unrelated conversation.

"That was like that time in that episode in Season 3 when Mulder asked Scully to..."
"That's why they put the 'i' in FBI!"
"This must be conspiracy"
"Oo! I feel like I'm stuck in an X File"

Endlessly singing the Catatonia hit: "Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully!"

Whilst watching TV: "That guy was once on the x files in an episode where Scully and Mulder...."

"Trust no one"

And of course: "The truth is out there!"
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"You are a pipe dream."
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Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!
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coke can pipe

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale
we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe
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philebrity

N. A vaguely famous or well known person in or from the city of Philadelphia. Mostly used in the pejorative.
OMG, we went to this ridiculous launch party for liquor/website/alt-weekly and it was packed to the gills with one stripe of Philebrity or another. We left so we could drink whiskey out of a flask in the park and then post about it on a messageboard later.
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pipe juice

Pipe juice is the black, soot-like substance that appears on the outside of meth smoking pipes, often seen on meth users hands, clothes, and faces.
I didnt know why everyone was looking at me until I looked at a mirror and saw pipe juice all over my face.
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