philassophy

(used humorously to mean) the study of asses

A: What was John's major at university?
B: Philassophy, I guess. Whenever I saw him, he was standing in the hallway checking girls' asses!

by tohid.m.URMIA September 17, 2015

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philosophiliology

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic

That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings

by Dat Boi All Over 101 September 20, 2017

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When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.

"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"

by Socratesticles July 16, 2020

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To Get Philosophical

A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"

Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."

by toffeerevel June 28, 2010

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