philassopher

A person (usu. male) who keeps looking at other people's (usu. females') bottoms, and who generally prefers anal sex to vaginal sex.
I'm not gonna have that philassopher guy at my party; he keeps staring at people's asses and commenting on them!
by tohid.m.URMIA September 17, 2015
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philassophy

(used humorously to mean) the study of asses
A: What was John's major at university?
B: Philassophy, I guess. Whenever I saw him, he was standing in the hallway checking girls' asses!
by tohid.m.URMIA September 17, 2015
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