petsoukos

Petsoukos is the nickname used to describe every guy named Edward that likes to play league of legends. He usualy "mains" the champion referred to as "aurelion sol " (The chad-est champion in his opinion). He also likes to suffer playing Dark souls, as he sucks at it, but of course he doesn't care because he is an absolute moron. As his his iq is lower than room temperature, he doesn't realise he has no real friends except the ones he made on discord as he spends all of his time there.

Person 1: Look petsoukos fell and hit his head !
Person 2: We had petsoukos ¡
Person 1: I mean he doesn't have a brain to begin with so there is no problem there.
Person 2: True¡¿

by We had Rem November 20, 2021

Petsy

A wonderful and cheerful person who always smiling despite facing difficulties in life. Tend to hide their emotion by crying alone.

I love Petsy, because she always cared for me.

by shawolkpop November 23, 2021

petsutra

Your best friend's favourite site. This is where all the treatos, toys, and daily grubs come from. Oh and yeah, here's where you learn how to treat them right too.

I scolded Bruno and felt guilty. Made it up to him in time, thanks to petsutra. Received sloppy kisses all afternoon then.

by ilovepets November 27, 2021

Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

petsist

Hate and/or discrimination against specific breed of/or certain races of animals.

That mans petsist he wouldn’t throw that dog of the bridge but he would throw that cat off. (He is also ginger)

by Sadly mistaken for a jew March 21, 2022

Petsie

A selfie that you take with your pet(s) in it. (Not a photo that someone else has taken of you with your pet(s)).

"My dog is looking so $%^#*)@ adorable right now that I need to take a petsie with her and share it on my Instagram and facebook timeline!"

by MrsNansense February 11, 2023

Petspiracy

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.

Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold October 8, 2023