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Petito: When you wish someone would just disappear.
Keep talking shit and I will petito that ass
by ColoradoMack September 29, 2021
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Petius

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The absolute most based fella on this PLANET and God's gift to woman!!!
Combination of Paedo, Petrus and Pekka.
"I love Petius so much he is so hot and cool."
-All the ladies
by Petius Kretenski December 30, 2022
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Kari Peitsamo

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A Finnish rock star. The cooliest. The simplest. The most original. The most prolific. In a word: a genius. Started in mid-70´s. Released his 46. album in September 2006.
Kari Peitsamo writes about 2 classic rock songs a day - one before breakfast & one after.
by erkki September 17, 2008
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Co-petitive is a new game play style that was created for use in the flagship two player computer game Platitude© created by Synergy Games©. Co-petitive game play is an ambiguous style, where its neither co-operative or competitive between the two players. The players can decide whether to help or hinder each other in the aim to complete the level.
Co-petitive game play: An example from the game is being able to toggle gravity for the other player, this would allow player 1 to turn gravity off so that player 2 can get to a button to help player 1 get to the next part of the level. However once up there player 2 could go on to win and not help player 1 at all.
by SynergyGames February 5, 2009
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sweet petite

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A sweet and sassy woman with the fires of mordor burning in her heart.
Elizabeth is so fiery and fierce, she sure is my sweet petite!
by Ophiocordyceps March 6, 2017
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"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*
by woahthatsagressive August 20, 2018
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Penits

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How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."
Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!
by NinjaJoey October 16, 2008
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