percepton

A unit of enlightenment.

She's just a few perceptons away from seeing the truth about herself.

by chintzy January 6, 2010

Pereffect

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010

Perbulous

Ridiculously Perverse. Strange, yet Sexy. Disgusting, yet Divine.

Dude 1: Yo Du'e! That shizz is straight Perbulous!

Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.

Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?

Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.

by Lord Byron Salisbury III December 8, 2010

perbitchety

Persnickety but a bitch about it

God Helen, I know you only want your kids to eat organic, but you don't have to be so perbitchety about it.

by Arcanum00 April 9, 2017

percell henry

A rising fame basketball player who is considered one of the best sophomore basketball players in the nation Percell Henry was born in Louisiana and currently lives in Florida .

Percell Henry- being one of the best , unique

by Thomas Steins November 26, 2018

Perden

A word used to describe someone who treats others nicely.

Person 1: "Hey, that guy's pretty perden."
Person 2: "I know, right? He's so nice."

by HgGfFgTYftyfUgUIfTUDyufuoGIyfr June 4, 2020

perdeed

a portmanteau of perhaps and indeed, but it's an oxymoronic term that is actually quite meaningless.

Chad: I just got broke my bench max record and set it to 500 lbs.

Mr. Soy: Perdeed

Chad: Shut up. What do you mean perhaps and indeed? Only indeed because I literally did just bench press 500 pounds at the gym. There is no uncertainty here that was insinuated by perhaps.

Mr. Soy: I'm sorry for my mistake. I became like this when my wife left me 2 years ago.

Chad: L + Bozo + Ratio

by awesomedefinitions69 November 11, 2022